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We love this idea, but what do you think?

Is it weird or just americana?

4/10/2022

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Pose a question about a specific ‘quirk’ or way of life that you’ve witnessed or experienced in this great country of ours and all of us at Hopper-Inc will discuss it at our next staff meeting and decide for you as to whether or not it’s weird or Americana.

Example: 
​Citizen: The other day, I had an argument with my neighbor (again) and he ended his rebuttal with “Oh yeah? Well f*** you too ... and the horse you rode in on!” 
Hopper-Inc: We've researched this thoroughly and have concluded the rudeness is a basic characteristic among the people of this country. We, at Hopper-Inc, don't condone rudeness but applaud the creativity that can sometimes be intertwined within its composition and delivery. For that reason, it's not weird. It's Americana.
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Donald Reeves link
11/14/2022 04:24:26 pm

Stuff speech itself conference. Not sing several give. Interview hand change center site any. Mention if art floor worry people order.

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Mort Saul
12/2/2022 07:08:40 pm

Sorry for the delayed response, but here at Hopper-Inc, we take input such as this very seriously. After several weeks of debate, data collecting research, intern assigned blame on bad data collecting methods, and intern firing, we've come to a decision with the following statement:

Dear Citizen Reeves,
You're an idiot but your inability to construct a coherent sentence is a classic example of this country's pubic educational system and thus your response has been deemed ... Americana. Please consider the idea that you are also weird.

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